{"id":1255,"date":"2021-11-11T10:16:46","date_gmt":"2021-11-11T10:16:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lynnplourde.com\/?post_type=book&#038;p=1255"},"modified":"2022-01-22T00:49:24","modified_gmt":"2022-01-22T00:49:24","slug":"grandpappy-snippy-snappies","status":"publish","type":"book","link":"https:\/\/lynnplourde.com\/book\/grandpappy-snippy-snappies\/","title":{"rendered":"Grandpappy Snippy Snappies"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Grandpappy snippy snappies<\/em><br><em>His suspenders all the day<\/em><br><em>Snippy-snappy-snoo<\/em><br><em>What those suspenders can do!<\/em><br><em>Snippy snappy up<\/em><br><em>Snippy snappy down<\/em><br><em>Snippy snappy smile<\/em><br><em>Snippy snappy frown<\/em><br><em>Snippy-snappy-snoo<\/em><br><em>Grandpappy hears a<\/em><br><strong><em>MOO! MOO!<\/em><\/strong><br><br><em>Wayward cows are stuck<\/em><br><em>In some muck<\/em><br><em>So Grandpappy gives a snap<\/em><br><em>To get the cows unstuck<\/em><br><em>Boing-a-moing-a-mooooooooo<\/em><br><em>Raining milk<\/em><br><em>From Kansas City to Kalamazoo<\/em><br><br>Can Grandpappy save the world with his snippy snappy suspenders? Maybe. After rescuing the cows, he rescues the sheriff and the derailed mail train. But just when it&#8217;s time to save Grandmammy from a flock of crows flying away with her, Grandpappy&#8217;s suspenders have no more snippy snappy&#8211;they&#8217;re droopy draggy. What can Grandpappy do? How can he save his wife? Find out how Grandpappy becomes Grandmammy&#8217;s hero.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":421,"template":"","book-category":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lynnplourde.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/book\/1255"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lynnplourde.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/book"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lynnplourde.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/book"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lynnplourde.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lynnplourde.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"book-category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lynnplourde.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/book-category?post=1255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}